Thursday, November 10, 2016

To everyone pissed Hillary Clinton lost: Calm down.

It's been a few days since Hillary Clinton lost to Donald Trump in the 2016 US presidential elections, and WOW, the sheer amount of incoherent rage is amazing.

For the record, yes, I voted Trump, and I just hope when he assumes the presidential office he does a good job.

That out of the way, I'd just like to address some of the most retarded shit butthurt Hillary fans need to STOP doing:

1. QUIT MAKING DEATH THREATS AGAINST TRUMP!

Obviously, it's criminal and you will piss off the United States Secret Service, and I've already reported a few of these idiots to them.

But more importantly, let's go along with the hypothetical that someone actually did kill Trump. If he dies, Mike Pence succeeds him, and even if you think Trump is Hitler, he's NICE compared to Pence. Trump doesn't give a shit about LGBT rights at worst, while Pence is an open enemy of them, to the point he believes in that abusive nonsense called "conversion therapy", and while I voted for Trump, I'm at best slightly above room temperature for Pence, and I really think even Hillary fans would come to the realization we'd be a lot worse off on the "social justice" side of things than they would be with Trump.

Another reason it's stupid is because it's merely making him look sympathetic. He's kept his mouth shut for the most part, except to decry the violence and rioting going on by the sore losers. All his haters are doing is making him look like a victim of a bunch of psychotic domestic terrorists.


2. EVEN HILLARY CONCEDED DEFEAT, DO THE SAME, DAMMIT!

Like it or not, Hillary gave an official concession speech, and did so very maturely if you ask me.

I was never a fan of hers, but I'll give her credit, she was rather gracious in defeat, far more than I expected, and if her fans don't want to make her attempt to accept her loss look hollow, they should try to follow her example instead of ripping open wounds she tried to close up.

3. TRUMP IS NOT A DICTATOR YOU IDIOTS!

I've seen a ton of hyperbolic nonsense about how Trump being President means he'll start nuclear war, open death camps, and be Hitler 2.0.

That's hilarious, since Russia said they wanted to explicitly AVOID that and work with us after Trump won, the only people who have confirmably been violent thugs endangering others are those sore losers who are freaking the fuck out over not getting their way, and Trump is the same guy who publicly condemned the Pulse nightclub massacre and even made public his support for the LGBT crowd, even holding up their flag in solidarity.

He's not a fascist bigot by any means, and those who believe this are insane.

4. THE ELECTION HAS PASSED, THE APOCALYPSE HAS NOT HAPPENED.

If you believe the panicky shit the butthurt losers are saying, the sky should have been raining blood and hellfire as hell came to earth on the heels of Trump's victory.

Obviously, this hasn't happened, and the only actual terror exists in the heads of the angry madmen who just can't accept the electoral process worked as the US's Founding Fathers intended.


In short, to everyone who is still becoming Chicken Little over Trump being our 45th President of the US:

CALM THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY!

3 comments:

  1. > Obviously, this hasn't happened, and the only actual terror exists in the heads of the angry madmen who just can't accept the electoral process worked as the US's Founding Fathers intended.

    Oh, it definitely worked as intended. I just disagree with the intent of the founders here. The fact that a candidate who lost the popular vote by 2 million voters (once California is done counting) can still win the election is super not cool. This was the original intent though -- giving the South and rural areas more electoral power than Northern cities. Whatever the intent, it's a rigged system if a person in Wyoming's vote counts 5 times as much as mine did.

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    1. Well, the Founding Fathers tried to come up with a way to make the northern and southern states happy by making the government have two houses of government to split the difference on the two plans proposed for how the legislature would work at the time of the Constitution's framing.

      The electoral vote process is a byproduct of that compromise, and while imperfect, I can't think of a better system that would be as accommodating to everyone while still being remotely fair.

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  2. Well there is the fact he's appointing the swamp, racist white supremacists and has openly attacked muslims for no good reason (most of them aren't terrorists and there is good stuff in the quran too.) Pence is worse but Donald is an asshole. He's a complete pussy when it comes to being attacked.

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